Come On In, the Water's Lovely

=Summary= Rigsby’s divorce comes through and he’s over the moon. He’s already got his next matrimonial target in his sights: Miss Jones. She’s invited him up for a meal that evening, the ideal time to pop the question and present the diamond engagement ring.

During their candlelit dinner, Miss Jones comments on seeing Mr Rigsby talking to the vicar, so Rigsby grabs the opportunity and says he’s been preparing a little speech. Before he can present her with the ring, Miss Jones knocks it on the ﬂoor, but Rigsby can’t believe his ears when she agrees to marry him.

Miss Jones’s mother isn’t particularly welcoming when she meets Rigsby, claiming he’s old. Even though she had higher hopes for her daughter, Mrs Jones reluctantly welcomes Rigsby into the family after confirming he’s insured and his house is freehold.

On the big day, Rigsby’s brother, Ron, who’s best man, eases the nerves by pouring a drink and suggesting it will be the happiest day of Rigsby’s life. But it turns out to be the worst, thanks to his brother taking him to the wrong church and picking a ﬁght with the vicar before arriving at the correct destination three hours too late. But when Miss Jones enters Rigsby’s room and admits she stood him up, he is relieved to discover she didn’t make it to the ceremony either. He accepts her apologies, playing the sad man, until his brother spills the beans and he ends up with triﬂe all over his head.